Hey, Cosmo, didn’t the Humans say we were fixed?
Yup, Stella, they sure did!
So how did this happen?!
I don’t know, Stellla, but we’ve got our paws full.
We are parents now.
–Stella and Cosmo
Chop chop!
Chop chop, Human Mommy! Put your opposable thumbs to use by opening this Jumbo-sized container of treats for me!
Don’t overextend yourself, though. Don’t bother parceling out a tiny portion for me.
I’m perfectly capable of serving myself once you’ve got the lid off.
–Darth Vader
Three’s a Crowd
I’m awfully lonely over here on the sofa.
Ah, that’s better, Human Daddy!
Now it’s starting to feel a bit crowded.
Who invited Amber?
–Cosmo
Laptop
You say you need your laptop because you are working on it, Human Mommy.
But your laptop is closed.
Is procrastination a form of work?
–Amber
Basket
Sure, the mattress is more comfortable.
But we all aspire to occupy the basket.
–Luna and Finnegan
Winter Palace
Neighbor’s Porch + Cardboard Box + Heating Pad + Towel = Winter Palace
I’ll be home in the spring.
–Phelps
Training
It’s never too early to start training your Baby Woofie. Use firm meows and simple paw gestures.
Down, Xena!
I mean all of you, even your head!
Good Girl.
–Luna
Showers
You know, if you just licked yourselves clean like civilized creatures, you could avoid this shower nonsense, Humans.
What’s that? You want to stand under a cascade of water voluntarily?
I can’t watch this.
–Finnegan
Again
It’s happening again.
Why oh why is it happening again?!
–Darth Vader
I don’t mean to be overly sensitive, but sometimes I feel like Uncle Darth doesn’t enjoy our together time as much as I do.
–Xena
Monday?
Monday you say, Human Mommy?
Maybe for you but not for me.
I’ve decided to extend my Sunday afternoon snooze to next Friday Night Happy Hour.
–Lily
