Fixed? Posted on January 31, 2018 by sevencatsandcounting Hey, Cosmo, didn’t the Humans say we were fixed? Yup, Stella, they sure did! So how did this happen?! I don’t know, Stellla, but we’ve got our paws full. We are parents now. –Stella and Cosmo
Chop chop! Posted on January 30, 2018January 30, 2018 by sevencatsandcounting Chop chop, Human Mommy! Put your opposable thumbs to use by opening this Jumbo-sized container of treats for me! Don’t overextend yourself, though. Don’t bother parceling out a tiny portion for me. I’m perfectly capable of serving myself once you’ve got the lid off. –Darth Vader
Three’s a Crowd Posted on January 29, 2018 by sevencatsandcounting I’m awfully lonely over here on the sofa. Ah, that’s better, Human Daddy! Now it’s starting to feel a bit crowded. Who invited Amber? –Cosmo
Laptop Posted on January 28, 2018January 28, 2018 by sevencatsandcounting You say you need your laptop because you are working on it, Human Mommy. But your laptop is closed. Is procrastination a form of work? –Amber
Basket Posted on January 27, 2018 by sevencatsandcounting Sure, the mattress is more comfortable. But we all aspire to occupy the basket. –Luna and Finnegan
Winter Palace Posted on January 26, 2018 by sevencatsandcounting Neighbor’s Porch + Cardboard Box + Heating Pad + Towel = Winter Palace I’ll be home in the spring. –Phelps
Training Posted on January 25, 2018 by sevencatsandcounting It’s never too early to start training your Baby Woofie. Use firm meows and simple paw gestures. Down, Xena! I mean all of you, even your head! Good Girl. –Luna
Showers Posted on January 24, 2018 by sevencatsandcounting You know, if you just licked yourselves clean like civilized creatures, you could avoid this shower nonsense, Humans. What’s that? You want to stand under a cascade of water voluntarily? I can’t watch this. –Finnegan
AgainĀ Posted on January 23, 2018 by sevencatsandcounting It’s happening again. Why oh why is it happening again?! –Darth Vader I don’t mean to be overly sensitive, but sometimes I feel like Uncle Darth doesn’t enjoy our together time as much as I do. –Xena
Monday? Posted on January 22, 2018 by sevencatsandcounting Monday you say, Human Mommy? Maybe for you but not for me. I’ve decided to extend my Sunday afternoon snooze to next Friday Night Happy Hour. –Lily