Sure, the mattress is more comfortable.
But we all aspire to occupy the basket.
–Luna and Finnegan
Scissors
Scissors, Humans? Are you kidding me? This box you ordered has been on the floor for weeks. It is now my bed, perfectly contoured to my furry body.
I bet you don’t even remember what’s in it.
–Lily
Get some Bed Time
Are the Meowies locked in a seemingly endless, inter-feline dispute over who gets to nap on the new mattress when?
Take advantage of the situation and stretch yourselves out on the disputed territory.
Multilateral cat negotiations take time, time that you can spend napping in comfort.
–Stella and Cosmo
First Come First Served
A king-size bed can accommodate only one Cat at a time.
First come, first served.
Late arrivals must wait patiently on the ottoman.
–Darth Vader
King-size Bed
A king-size bed is almost adequate for a Queen.
Almost…
–Amber
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