Thursday’s a workday.
So get at it!
Don’t dare rub my tummy ’til Friday.
–Lily
Honor
It is an honor to occupy one of the highest platforms of the Sacred Cat Tree.
One should bathe before assuming one’s platform.
We make exceptions for Millennials.
–Amber and Phelps
Rank
Someday I will occupy the highest shelf on the Cat Tree.
Someday I will be a 5-Claw General.
–Major Luna
Catland
Lieutenants sometimes fall asleep.
In those cases, it is up to the Generals to defend the Catland.
–General Phelps
Lieutenant
Hiya Mr. Phelps! Hiya Finn! I don’t mean to intrude…
Lieutenant Finnegan!!
A Woofie is in position to violate our territory!
How did you let this happen?!
–Sunny and Phelps
Pounce
No, plump Human, I’m not thinking of pouncing on you…
…much.
–Phelps
Sick Bay
We allegedly got into a scuffle with a neighborhood tough guy and now our Humans are keeping us locked in sick bay to recuperate.
We are not pleased.
–Phelps and Finnegan
Brushing
Even the Biggest, Baddest, Blackest and Whitest Boss Cat looks forward to his weekly brushing.
Yes… Concentrate on the head… I may have had a run-in with a spider web or two.
Bath? What?! No, that’s really not necessary, Human Daddy.
Just keep doing what you’re doing.
Don’t forget my right flank. I fear that I’ve acquired some burrs on both sides of my glossy top coat.
Long story…
–Phelps
Daily Feline Wisdom 