I am King of the Cat Tree.
All hail the King.
–Phelps
Another Tree
Thank you, Humans, for installing another sacred Cat Tree in the bedroom.
The bed can get a bit crowded with the Woofies.
–Lily
Honor
It is an honor to occupy one of the highest platforms of the Sacred Cat Tree.
One should bathe before assuming one’s platform.
We make exceptions for Millennials.
–Amber and Phelps
Cave-Size
So what if your cave is too small?
If you can lounge in it and its adjoining terraces comfortably, it’s big enough for you.
–Finnegan
Furniture
Picking out the right furniture is tough, unless you’re picking out a Cat Tree.
You can’t go wrong with a Cat Tree, the taller, the better, generously dosed with Catnip.
–Lily, Luna, Darth Vader and Quicksilver
Cat Tree
Got a Baby Woofie? Get a Cat Tree.
Make sure that your Cat Tree perch is too high for Baby Woofie to access.
Uh-oh, Baby Woofie is growing.
“Borrow” your Human Mommy’s Amazon Prime or Chewy account and order yourself a newer, bigger, better Tree.
–Luna
Snug as a Bug
Snug as a Bug? Sure, it rhymes.
But snug as a Cat makes much more sense!
–Amber
