Thursday’s a workday.
So get at it!
Don’t dare rub my tummy ’til Friday.
–Lily
Nap Options
The tallest, most sacred Cat Tree offers the most comfortable napping options.
It is also the most popular spot.
If you want to nap undisturbed, consider the shorter, second most sacred Cat Tree or even the computer tote.
–Quicksilver and Lily
Getting up?
What’s that, Human? You are getting up?
I have not authorized this.
I have not relieved you of your duty as my personal mattress.
I also require head skritches until I tire of your ministrations and bite, or fall asleep on you, my mattress.
–Quicksilver
Pizza
Pizza, again?!
Wouldn’t a can or a few cans or a dozen cans of tuna be tastier and healthier for us all, Humans?
–Quicksilver
Happy New Year
Happy New Year!
Please refrain from waking me until the year is not quite so new.
Last night’s Catnip-infused sendoff of 2018 has taken a toll.
–Quicksilver
Dinner
It’s nearly Food o’clock, Humans.
Why haven’t you started preparing my nightly feast?
–Quicksilver
Wasted Space
Don’t waste space in your home!
That open space below the entry-way table?
Prime real estate!
Invest in luxury Cat Condos.
–Quicksilver, Darth Vader and Luna
Furniture
Picking out the right furniture is tough, unless you’re picking out a Cat Tree.
You can’t go wrong with a Cat Tree, the taller, the better, generously dosed with Catnip.
–Lily, Luna, Darth Vader and Quicksilver
Security!
Well hello there, Ginger Cat mug.
Who invited you?
Was it a Human?
Security!
–Quicksilver
Meowgaritaville
Wastin’ away in Meowgaritaville…
Some people say there’s a woman to blame…
I blame the hammock.
–Quicksilver
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