One of the Meowies perfumed my bed.
I get it, Humans.
No way, no how can you erase that smell.
Still…
You could order me a new bed from Chewy or Amazon or even Costco.
Extra Large, please.
Rush shipping.
–Cosmo
Wanna Play?
Wanna play, Meowies?
The Humans got us a new orange squeaky snake!
Here you go. I’m giving the snake to you.
Won’t you please play with me?
–Xena
Big Squirrel
Wowza!
That’s a big Squirrel!
–Xena
Warrior Princess
Cosmo may be big…
He may be tough…
But he’s no match for me, Xena, Warrior Princess!
–Xena
Backup
You can stare and even bark at fearsome Meowies.
So long as you have backup.
–Xena
Good morning!
Good morning, Human Mommy!
Can I get a belly rub before you get coffee?
–Sunny
Convivial
It’s more convivial to eat with a friend than to eat alone.
Hiya, Sunny! Can I join you?
Sorry, Xena! You know I love you, but I’ve nearly licked my bowl clean!
–Xena and Sunny
Come back…
No, I don’t want to move.
Why don’t you put down that heavy, awkward, heaping bin of laundry and come back when it won’t inconvenience me to have you trundle clumsily up the stairs?
–Quicksilver
Oh Romeo…
Oh Romeo! Wherefore art thou my Romeo?
Oh, you’re right there.
Did you bring me the treats, cream, tuna and ‘nip I requested?
–Amber
Camouflage
Here I come, abandoning my greenish-greyish, camouflaging, hanging jacket.
There had best be treats upon my arrival in the kitchen.
–Darth Vader
