Mama Stella! You are blocking the fire!
Little Xena, I have just returned from the Deep Freeze outside.
Give me a moment and, in that moment, remember that I’m bigger and stronger and more experienced than you.
–Xena and Stella
Tigress
My bowls are depleted and yet a Tigress stalks.
I hope she is stalking the bowls, albeit nearly empty, instead of me.
–Cosmo
Who’s that Doggy?
Who’s that Doggy on the TV?
He’s not nearly as cute as me!
–Xena
Pillows
Eventually, we all become someone else’s pillow.
–Sunny, Cosmo and Stella
Capacity
The futon is at full capacity, Humans.
Maybe you can find a seat on the floor.
–Cosmo, Xena, Stella and Sunny
Bedtime
Isn’t it about time to turn off the TV and go to bed, Humans?
We’ve got an early round of Squirrel-Chase scheduled, and you have to wake up on time to go to the mysterious place you call work.
–Cosmo and Sunny
Treats!
Oh my Dog, Papa Cosmo!
Those Meowie Treats smell good!
They sure do, Little Xena, but beware…
Human Mommy says we’ll turn into Meowies if we eat their treats…
And Human Daddy will be mighty cross.
–Xena and Cosmo
Lieutenant
Hiya Mr. Phelps! Hiya Finn! I don’t mean to intrude…
Lieutenant Finnegan!!
A Woofie is in position to violate our territory!
How did you let this happen?!
–Sunny and Phelps
Father/Daughter Bonding
Nothing beats bonding with your beloved Papa Dog…
…over delicious, stinky bully sticks!
–Xena
Smile
A pillow, a full belly and a lot of love…
Yup, that’s worth a smile.
–Sunny
