Surplus

The new bouncy, pouncy Voidling is still mercifully contained in his safe room, but it’s only a matter of time until the Humans unleash him upon the household.

A pretty calico cat sleeps curled up on a cat bed.

I must prepare myself mentally and physically by building up a healthy sleep surplus.

—Lily

Gentle

The Humans are constantly telling us Doggoes to be gentle with the Baby Meowie.

But is anyone telling little Neo to be gentle with us?

A beautiful black and white dog lays on a couch and stares wistfully at the camera.

I’m not even sure the Baby Meowie has full control of his Murder Mittens yet, which puts all our noses at risk.

—Stella