Author: sevencatsandcounting

Human Daddy has installed a new Sushi vending machine in our front yard, but he inexplicably forgot to stock it with delectable Fish.

Count me unimpressed.

—Darth Vader

Nothing is sometimes…

…the best thing to do.

—Sunny

Upon careful consideration, I have decided that I like my new park fountain as much as I liked my old park fountain.

I am still concerned that I was not properly consulted on this change and will be seeking damages.

—Darth Vader

It’s getting a bit too warm for indoor fires.

Fortunately, that doesn’t mean no fires.

It just means they’ve moved outside.

—Darth Vader

Human Daddy has built a lovely octagonal seating area around our central front yard tree.

I have completed the requisite inspection and I am pleased to announce that the structure, like everything Human Daddy builds, has passed with flying colors.

Also, it is mine and only mine.

Don’t even think about sitting on my platform, Darth.

—Amber

The Lion King surveys his Kingdom…

…and finds it good.

—Finnegan

Ahem! I’m being gorgeous over here.

Drop what you’re doing and admire me.

—Amber

When the other Guard Dogs are on break, it falls solely on me…

…to ensure the security of the Homestead…

…from every angle.

—Xena

There are good pillows and then there are great pillows.

A Catnip-filled fish is a great pillow.

—Lily

Earlier, I was desperate to come in. Now, I am desperate to go out.

I fail to see why this confuses my door person.

—Darth Vader