Are your Face Furs getting hairy?
Are your Whiskers out of control?
Nothing a visit to Xena’s salon can’t fix!
–Lily
Catland
Lieutenants sometimes fall asleep.
In those cases, it is up to the Generals to defend the Catland.
–General Phelps
Bedtime
Isn’t it about time to turn off the TV and go to bed, Humans?
We’ve got an early round of Squirrel-Chase scheduled, and you have to wake up on time to go to the mysterious place you call work.
–Cosmo and Sunny
Tug
Hiya Uncle Darth!
Wanna play Tug with this awesome new rope toy the Humans got for us?
Nope.
–Xena and Darth Vader
Protest
The Humans say we cannot go out because it is too cold, Uncle Phelps.
Should we hold a Hunger Strike to protest?
That’s crazy talk, Finn!
Let’s just hold a Nap-in Demonstration to show the Humans how we feel.
–Finnegan and Phelps
Getting up?
What’s that, Human? You are getting up?
I have not authorized this.
I have not relieved you of your duty as my personal mattress.
I also require head skritches until I tire of your ministrations and bite, or fall asleep on you, my mattress.
–Quicksilver
Lights
You’re up early, Human Mommy.
Must you turn on the lights?
–Amber
Treats!
Oh my Dog, Papa Cosmo!
Those Meowie Treats smell good!
They sure do, Little Xena, but beware…
Human Mommy says we’ll turn into Meowies if we eat their treats…
And Human Daddy will be mighty cross.
–Xena and Cosmo
Lieutenant
Hiya Mr. Phelps! Hiya Finn! I don’t mean to intrude…
Lieutenant Finnegan!!
A Woofie is in position to violate our territory!
How did you let this happen?!
–Sunny and Phelps
Father/Daughter Bonding
Nothing beats bonding with your beloved Papa Dog…
…over delicious, stinky bully sticks!
–Xena
Daily Feline Wisdom 