As a newly appointed Stair Toll Collector, I am quickly learning that my position is only slightly about collecting the Toll.
It’s mostly about inconveniencing the resident Woofie and sometimes my Humans.
–Arya, Guest Contributor
There’s napping…
…and then there’s Catnapping.
–Finnegan
OMC! Human Mommy is crocheting with me on her lap.
BEST DAY EVER!
–Sansa, Guest Contributor
Let me out!
Let me out NOW!
I traded Guard Cat shifts with Finnegan.
I earn Tuna-and-a-half for the night shift, so you’d better OPEN THE DOOR!
–Luna
This is a napping spot…
…fit for a Jungle Princess.
–Luna
What a joy it is…
…to roll around on sunbaked stone.
–Darth Vader
All you Humans are going on and on about the importance of not touching your faces.
Question: If it’s so important, why aren’t you all wearing cones?!
–Louis Catorze, Guest Contributor
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It’s still a bit too nippy to take a long nap in the Private-Members-Only-Cat-Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch.
I can handle a short, tightly coiled nap, though. I’ll dream of the early spring the groundhog promised.
–Finnegan
Why are you wasting time taking my photo, Human Mommy?
I know that this Tupperware contains fresh baked, organic chicken tenders.
Hurry up and open it before I succumb to starvation.
–Louie, Guest Contributor
No, I am not an expensive new carpet.
I am your glorious House Lion.
Be careful not to step on me.
–Finnegan
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