It’s still a bit too nippy to take a long nap in the Private-Members-Only-Cat-Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch.
I can handle a short, tightly coiled nap, though. I’ll dream of the early spring the groundhog promised.
Why are you wasting time taking my photo, Human Mommy?
I know that this Tupperware contains fresh baked, organic chicken tenders.
Hurry up and open it before I succumb to starvation.
–Louie, Guest Contributor
No, I am not an expensive new carpet.
I am your glorious House Lion.
Be careful not to step on me.
That’s my window box, Lily. Kindly unbox yourself.
Haven’t you ever heard that possession is nine-tenths of the law, Luna?
The fact that I’m a Queen and you’re a mere Princess makes up for the other tenth.
Don’t make me late for my mid-morning nap.
–Luna and Lily
Waking up is overrated…
…particularly on a Sunday.
When the resistance is not enough and the perfectly furred sheets are ripped from your bed…
Refur with all your might!
Sometimes the Humans will feel compelled to change the perfectly furred sheets on your bed.
Resist with all your might.
- Install a window box in a full sun location
- Douse window box generously with Catnip
- Wait for Cat to appear
IMPORTANT: DO NOT WATER CAT FUR. DO NOT SPRITZ CAT WITH SPRAY BOTTLE. CAT IS NOT A PLANT.
There’s something up there…
I know there is!
Well hello there, Charlie! Are there lots of plump mice on your side of the rainbow bridge?
–Luna and Charlie
Is the laundry basket magnetic?
Or has Human Daddy provided generous piles of treats?
–Darth, Luna, Finnegan, Lily, and Amber