Porch weather you say, Humans?
No, it is not. It is Private-Members-Only-Cat-Club weather.
You Humans are not Club Members.
Shoo!
–Phelps and Quicksilver
Fountains
You know it’s spring when…
…the drinking fountains are full of clear, sweet water again.
–Quicksilver
Impasse
Sometimes you encounter an impasse.
If you are stalking along the Cat shelf highway, the impasse is frequently your sister.
–Lily and Luna
Reserving judgment
You are changing my stream, Humans.
I am reserving judgment.
For now.
–Quicksilver
Garden Helper
Whatcha doing, Human Daddy?
Ooh, I see! You’re digging a hole!
Please let me help. I don’t mind getting my paws dirty.
–Xena
Reconsider Housework
Are you seriously considering vacuuming, Human Mommy, thereby interrupting my morning yoga routine?
Kindly reconsider.
–Lily
Spring!
Spring
has
finally
sprung.
–Phelps
Nothing Better
There is nothing better than a chill April morning enjoyed under a house Panther in front of a fire.
Wait… Who invited the Ginger Cup Cat?!
If he somehow accidentally crashes into the concrete stepping stones, it’s not on me.
He had it coming.
–Darth Vader
Thorough Sniffing
It’s not enough to sniff on just one side of the stream.
Sniff on both sides…
…Plus in the stream itself.
You can never know too much.
You can never smell too much.
–Xena
Up or Down?
Are we going up for a nap…
…or down for a walk?
Either choice is fine with me.
–Cosmo
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