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Honor

Posted on February 20, 2019February 20, 2019 by sevencatsandcounting

It is an honor to occupy one of the highest platforms of the Sacred Cat Tree.

One should bathe before assuming one’s platform.

We make exceptions for Millennials.

–Amber and Phelps

Posted in adopt, Amber, Finnegan, PhelpsTagged cat, cat tree, honor, humor2 Comments

Lieutenant

Posted on January 23, 2019 by sevencatsandcounting

Hiya Mr. Phelps! Hiya Finn! I don’t mean to intrude…

Lieutenant Finnegan!!

A Woofie is in position to violate our territory!

How did you let this happen?!

–Sunny and Phelps

Posted in Finnegan, Phelps, sunnyTagged adopt don't shop, animals, cat, daily, dog, family, humor, love, wisdom7 Comments

Pillows

Posted on January 4, 2019 by sevencatsandcounting

Oh, Human Daddy, your knee makes for a great pillow!

Oh, Xena, your tail makes for an adequate… er great pillow.

Almost as good as er… surely better than Human Daddy’s knee.

–Xena and Sunny

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Happy New Year

Posted on January 1, 2019 by sevencatsandcounting

Happy New Year!

Please refrain from waking me until the year is not quite so new.

Last night’s Catnip-infused sendoff of 2018 has taken a toll.

–Quicksilver

Posted in catnip, Quicksilver, sleepTagged cat, cat blog, cats, daily, happy new year, humor, wisdom3 Comments

Welcome Home

Posted on December 19, 2018 by sevencatsandcounting

The Humans appear to have returned home from the mysterious place they call work, Finnegan.

Shall we roust ourselves and greet them?

Nah, that’s the Woofies’ job, Uncle Darth.

–Darth Vader and Finnegan

Posted in bed, Darth Vader, FinneganTagged bed, cat, cat blog, cats, home, humor, nap, wisdom6 Comments

Throne

Posted on December 11, 2018 by sevencatsandcounting

Old IKEA wardrobe or…

Cat Throne?

–Lily

Posted in LilyTagged cat, cat blog, cats, humor, love, wisdom5 Comments

Fire

Posted on December 7, 2018 by sevencatsandcounting

Oh, fire!

You feel so good on my fur.

–Xena

Posted in fire, XenaTagged cat, cat blog, cats, cute, dog blog, dogs, humor, puppy, wisdom3 Comments

Begging

Posted on November 29, 2018 by sevencatsandcounting

The Humans think that the Woofies only beg for Human food.

The Humans are mistaken.

We are all the targets of undignified begging.

–Luna

Posted in food, LunaTagged animals, beg, cat, cat blog, cats, dog blog, dogs, eat, humor3 Comments

Wrinkles

Posted on November 28, 2018 by sevencatsandcounting

My bedspread is wrinkled, Humans!

I fully intend to file a complaint with management…

…right after I wake up from my 8 to 12 hour nap.

–Darth Vader

Posted in Darth Vader, sleepTagged cat, cat blog, cats, feline, humor, nap2 Comments

Long Day

Posted on October 3, 2018 by sevencatsandcounting

You say you’ve had a long day “working,” Human Mommy.

Well, I’ve had a long day lazing.

–Lily

Posted in UncategorizedTagged cat, cat blog, cats, humor, lazy, meow, purrs, wisdom, work6 Comments

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