It is an honor to occupy one of the highest platforms of the Sacred Cat Tree.
One should bathe before assuming one’s platform.
We make exceptions for Millennials.
–Amber and Phelps
Lieutenant
Hiya Mr. Phelps! Hiya Finn! I don’t mean to intrude…
Lieutenant Finnegan!!
A Woofie is in position to violate our territory!
How did you let this happen?!
–Sunny and Phelps
Pillows
Oh, Human Daddy, your knee makes for a great pillow!
Oh, Xena, your tail makes for an adequate… er great pillow.
Almost as good as er… surely better than Human Daddy’s knee.
–Xena and Sunny
Happy New Year
Happy New Year!
Please refrain from waking me until the year is not quite so new.
Last night’s Catnip-infused sendoff of 2018 has taken a toll.
–Quicksilver
Welcome Home
The Humans appear to have returned home from the mysterious place they call work, Finnegan.
Shall we roust ourselves and greet them?
Nah, that’s the Woofies’ job, Uncle Darth.
–Darth Vader and Finnegan
Throne
Old IKEA wardrobe or…
Cat Throne?
–Lily
Fire
Oh, fire!
You feel so good on my fur.
–Xena
Begging
The Humans think that the Woofies only beg for Human food.
The Humans are mistaken.
We are all the targets of undignified begging.
–Luna
Wrinkles
My bedspread is wrinkled, Humans!
I fully intend to file a complaint with management…
…right after I wake up from my 8 to 12 hour nap.
–Darth Vader
Long Day
You say you’ve had a long day “working,” Human Mommy.
Well, I’ve had a long day lazing.
–Lily
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