Got Milk?
Good for you.
I’ve got Cream.
–Darth Vader
Welcome Home
The Humans appear to have returned home from the mysterious place they call work, Finnegan.
Shall we roust ourselves and greet them?
Nah, that’s the Woofies’ job, Uncle Darth.
–Darth Vader and Finnegan
Home
A full tummy, a soft bed, all the love you can asorb, and knowing it will all be there for you tomorrow…
That’s Home.
–Sunny
Kisses
Present your face to your Human.
Multiple kisses are all but guaranteed.
–Cosmo
Hind Legs
I’d stand on my hind legs all day…
…everyday…
…to bring myself closer to your kisses.
I love you, Human Daddy.
–Cosmo
Where have you been?
It’s late. I’m hungry. Where have you been?
Work, you say?
A likely story!
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Abandonment
So, you abandoned us for over a week without so much as a “by your leave?”
And now you’re back. You want a ticker tape parade or something?
Better take that up with the Woofies.
–Amber
The Best Seat
The Best Seat in the House is sometimes right outside of the house…
…on a soft lap.
–Darth Vader
Monday… again?!
It’s Monday again?
It can’t be!
It’s just too dreadful.
–Lily
24/7
We guard the Homestead all day, every day.
We guard the Homestead through the night.
We Guard Cats provide 24/7 security.
–Phelps and Quicksilver
