Thank you for my new deck, Humans.
Please keep the Woofies off of it.
They’d ruin the feng shui.
–Quicksilver
Abandonment
So, you abandoned us for over a week without so much as a “by your leave?”
And now you’re back. You want a ticker tape parade or something?
Better take that up with the Woofies.
–Amber
The Right Size
Bouquets should be proportional to the areas they adorn.
Too big or too small throws off the feng shui.
–Quicksilver
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