Thursday’s a workday.
So get at it!
Don’t dare rub my tummy ’til Friday.
–Lily
Enjoy
Enjoy the mysterious place you call work, Humans!
We will enjoy the bed while you’re gone.
–Stella, Xena and Sunny
Deep Freeze
Mama Stella! You are blocking the fire!
Little Xena, I have just returned from the Deep Freeze outside.
Give me a moment and, in that moment, remember that I’m bigger and stronger and more experienced than you.
–Xena and Stella
Pillows
Eventually, we all become someone else’s pillow.
–Sunny, Cosmo and Stella
Capacity
The futon is at full capacity, Humans.
Maybe you can find a seat on the floor.
–Cosmo, Xena, Stella and Sunny
Stretching Out
I understand the urge to stretch out after dinner, Cosmo…
But could you be careful not to thwack my face with one of your enormous back paws?
–Sunny
What about us?
You’re loving on Finnegan, Human Daddy.
What about us?
–Cosmo, Xena and Stella
Bingeable
Have you ever binge-watched a show with friends only to wish that your friends would stop their incessant, loud analysis of the Squirrel plot so that you could follow all the Birdie dialogue without rewinding?
I have.
–Lily
Exclusive
Stella and I are in a serious relationship, but we’re not exclusive.
We both continue to date other Dogs.
Xena for me and Cosmo for her.
–Sunny
Pillow
Does your Lady want you to be her pillow?
You’re a good guy–be her pillow.
–Sunny
