I understand the urge to stretch out after dinner, Cosmo…
But could you be careful not to thwack my face with one of your enormous back paws?
–Sunny
What about us?
You’re loving on Finnegan, Human Daddy.
What about us?
–Cosmo, Xena and Stella
Bingeable
Have you ever binge-watched a show with friends only to wish that your friends would stop their incessant, loud analysis of the Squirrel plot so that you could follow all the Birdie dialogue without rewinding?
I have.
–Lily
Exclusive
Stella and I are in a serious relationship, but we’re not exclusive.
We both continue to date other Dogs.
Xena for me and Cosmo for her.
–Sunny
Pillow
Does your Lady want you to be her pillow?
You’re a good guy–be her pillow.
–Sunny
Saved you a seat
Come sit with us, Human Mommy!
We saved you a seat.
–Cosmo, Sunny, Xena and Stella
Cushions and bolsters
Little Dogs make for great cushions.
Medium to large Dogs make for great bolsters.
–Stella and Xena
Sunny Days
Oh, Sun, you feel so good on our fur!
We’ll miss you when winter comes.
–Stella and Cosmo
Good Listener
My ears aren’t inside out, Humans.
I’m just being a good listener.
You Humans should try this more often.
The listening part, not the ear part. I don’t think your ears are as flexible as mine.
–Stella
The Good Old Days
Truth to tell, I miss the good old days when the Private Members-Only Cat Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch, was only open to Male Cats.
Stop that, Uncle Quicksilver! You are being sexist and speciesist right now.
Besides, Stella’s initiation fees paid for our Club’s second couch.
–Quicksilver and Luna
