If you are an only Cat, it is your duty and yours alone to supervise your Human Mommy the days that she stares at her computer screen interminably… er… works from home.
Napping with one eye open is not as relaxing as it sounds.
–Charly, Guest Contributor
Cosmo may be big…
He may be tough…
But he’s no match for me, Xena, Warrior Princess!
–Xena
Thank you, Humans, for installing another sacred Cat Tree in the bedroom.
The bed can get a bit crowded with the Woofies.
–Lily
You’ve been struggling with that spreadsheet for a while now, Human Mommy.
Why don’t you take a break and pause to admire my paws?
–Phelps
Human Mommy sometimes says that I couldn’t be any cuter if I tried.
Then I do something like this.
–Xena
Mama Stella! You are blocking the fire!
Little Xena, I have just returned from the Deep Freeze outside.
Give me a moment and, in that moment, remember that I’m bigger and stronger and more experienced than you.
–Xena and Stella
Who’s that Doggy on the TV?
He’s not nearly as cute as me!
–Xena
Oh, Human Daddy, your knee makes for a great pillow!
Oh, Xena, your tail makes for an adequate… er great pillow.
Almost as good as er… surely better than Human Daddy’s knee.
–Xena and Sunny
Nothing beats a Sunday snooze with your love…
…in a sun puddle.
–Sunny and Xena
Dogsmas was wonderful! I got a squeaky toy and a bully stick from Santa Claws, along with a squeaky toy from Papa Cosmo, one from Mama Stella, one from Sunny and five Catnip Mice from the Meowies.
I see that the stockings are still up…
That must mean that Santa is coming back tonight with more gifts for me, right?
–Xena
