If you are an only Cat, it is your duty and yours alone to supervise your Human Mommy the days that she stares at her computer screen interminably… er… works from home.
Napping with one eye open is not as relaxing as it sounds.
–Charly, Guest Contributor
Cosmo may be big…
He may be tough…
But he’s no match for me, Xena, Warrior Princess!
Thank you, Humans, for installing another sacred Cat Tree in the bedroom.
The bed can get a bit crowded with the Woofies.
You’ve been struggling with that spreadsheet for a while now, Human Mommy.
Why don’t you take a break and pause to admire my paws?
Human Mommy sometimes says that I couldn’t be any cuter if I tried.
Then I do something like this.
Mama Stella! You are blocking the fire!
Little Xena, I have just returned from the Deep Freeze outside.
Give me a moment and, in that moment, remember that I’m bigger and stronger and more experienced than you.
–Xena and Stella
Who’s that Doggy on the TV?
He’s not nearly as cute as me!
Oh, Human Daddy, your knee makes for a great pillow!
Oh, Xena, your tail makes for an adequate… er great pillow.
Almost as good as er… surely better than Human Daddy’s knee.
–Xena and Sunny
Nothing beats a Sunday snooze with your love…
…in a sun puddle.
–Sunny and Xena