Oh, fire! You are so crackly and bright and warm!
You fill me with joy.
–Xena
To Do
- Chew on Papa Cosmo’s jowls
- Lick Human Mommy’s face
- Chase multiple Meowies
- Bark at Window Dog
- Go outside and RUN
- Bark at Mirror Dog
- Return inside
- KIBBLE
- Discuss bully stick ownership rights with Mama Stella
- Nip at Papa Cosmo
- Bark like CRAZY at something outside
- Nip at Sunny
- Provide salon service(s) to Meowie(s)
- Bark at the POTENTIAL of something happening outside
- Reup on KIBBLE
- Attempt a headlock on Sunny
- Perform facial on Mama Stella–receive pawdicure in return
- BARK for no discernable reason
- Bark at Orion and/or Dog reflection in Orion’s aquarium
- BARK
- CHEW
- PLAY
- Chill
–Xena
It’s hard to be the Boss…
If you are an only Cat, it is your duty and yours alone to supervise your Human Mommy the days that she stares at her computer screen interminably… er… works from home.
Napping with one eye open is not as relaxing as it sounds.
–Charly, Guest Contributor
Warrior Princess
Cosmo may be big…
He may be tough…
But he’s no match for me, Xena, Warrior Princess!
–Xena
Another Tree
Thank you, Humans, for installing another sacred Cat Tree in the bedroom.
The bed can get a bit crowded with the Woofies.
–Lily
Paws
You’ve been struggling with that spreadsheet for a while now, Human Mommy.
Why don’t you take a break and pause to admire my paws?
–Phelps
Maximizing Cuteness
Human Mommy sometimes says that I couldn’t be any cuter if I tried.
Then I do something like this.
–Xena
Deep Freeze
Mama Stella! You are blocking the fire!
Little Xena, I have just returned from the Deep Freeze outside.
Give me a moment and, in that moment, remember that I’m bigger and stronger and more experienced than you.
–Xena and Stella
Who’s that Doggy?
Who’s that Doggy on the TV?
He’s not nearly as cute as me!
–Xena
Pillows
Oh, Human Daddy, your knee makes for a great pillow!
Oh, Xena, your tail makes for an adequate… er great pillow.
Almost as good as er… surely better than Human Daddy’s knee.
–Xena and Sunny
