Well, hello there.
Congratulations on your order of an Amazonian Apex Predator.
Now where’s my dinner?
–Luna
Guard Cat
With temperatures getting chillier by the day…
…it is most important to guard your firewood.
–Finnegan
Big Bird Day
On this most special holiday, it is your Feline duty to lounge about…
…as your Humans attend to the preparation of your feast.
–Lily
Stair Toll
When there are two Toll Collectors on duty, you must pay the stair toll twice.
Why?
Because we said so and because otherwise you’re not going upstairs.
–Amber and Luna
Throne
When you are true royalty…
…every seat is a throne…
…even a step stool.
–Lily
Comfort
This new bed Grammy Cat gave us is ever so comfortable, but my tummy is rumbling, Humans.
Care to bring me a snack so that I can be fully comfortable?
–Cosmo
Cat Jacuzzi
The Humans plugged in my sleeping egg and it feels lovely and toasty.
It’s a Cat Jacuzzi, minus the water, because who wants to sit in hot water?
Thank you, Grammy Cat for my Sleeping Egg/ Cat Jacuzzi.
–Finnegan
Stampede
Human Daddy is preparing the Woofies’ dinner.
Here comes the Woofie stampede.
It’s best to stay up top to avoid getting trampled.
–Amber
Oh Deer!
Oh no, Papa Cosmo! The Humans put me in a reindeer suit.
I see, Little Xena. This is not good.
Do you see a zipper, Papa Cosmo? Maybe you can chew me out of this ridiculous outfit…
–Xena and Cosmo
Snuggle Buddy
Especially in the cold months…
…it’s important to have a snuggle Buddy.
–Sunny and Xena
Daily Feline Wisdom 