Thursday’s a workday.
So get at it!
Don’t dare rub my tummy ’til Friday.
–Lily
Thursday’s a workday.
So get at it!
Don’t dare rub my tummy ’til Friday.
–Lily
Are your Face Furs getting hairy?
Are your Whiskers out of control?
Nothing a visit to Xena’s salon can’t fix!
–Lily
Brief Humans on the need to procure additional treats, finalize Pivot Table illustrating daily treat shortfall, roll in Catnip, schedule licking session with Xena…
It’s Wednesday.
Is your to-do list out of control?
Better nap on it.
–Lily
Monday…
…again?!
How very dreadful for you, Humans.
–Lily
Have you ever binge-watched a show with friends only to wish that your friends would stop their incessant, loud analysis of the Squirrel plot so that you could follow all the Birdie dialogue without rewinding?
I have.
–Lily
Help! My box has tipped over, Humans.
Please rectify this situation immediately.
–Lily
The plates and cutlery and all the auxiliaries are clean.
Why is there no saucer of cream?
Where is my plate of freshly decanned tuna?
–Lily
Old IKEA wardrobe or…
Cat Throne?
–Lily
It’s Monday again?!
That’s unfortunate for you, Humans.
We Cats simply refrain from observing Monday.
–Lily
The tile floor provides a suitable yoga surface in the warmer months.
Now that it’s winter, you need to put down a thick, plush rug.
You wouldn’t want my muscles to get cold, would you, Humans?
–Lily