Brief Humans on the need to procure additional treats, finalize Pivot Table illustrating daily treat shortfall, roll in Catnip, schedule licking session with Xena…
It’s Wednesday.
Is your to-do list out of control?
Better nap on it.
–Lily
Monday
Monday…
…again?!
How very dreadful for you, Humans.
–Lily
Bingeable
Have you ever binge-watched a show with friends only to wish that your friends would stop their incessant, loud analysis of the Squirrel plot so that you could follow all the Birdie dialogue without rewinding?
I have.
–Lily
Box
Help! My box has tipped over, Humans.
Please rectify this situation immediately.
–Lily
Clean
The plates and cutlery and all the auxiliaries are clean.
Why is there no saucer of cream?
Where is my plate of freshly decanned tuna?
–Lily
Throne
Old IKEA wardrobe or…
Cat Throne?
–Lily
Monday
It’s Monday again?!
That’s unfortunate for you, Humans.
We Cats simply refrain from observing Monday.
–Lily
Winter Decor
The tile floor provides a suitable yoga surface in the warmer months.
Now that it’s winter, you need to put down a thick, plush rug.
You wouldn’t want my muscles to get cold, would you, Humans?
–Lily
Furniture
Picking out the right furniture is tough, unless you’re picking out a Cat Tree.
You can’t go wrong with a Cat Tree, the taller, the better, generously dosed with Catnip.
–Lily, Luna, Darth Vader and Quicksilver
Jealousy
Don’t be jealous, Human Mommy!
You’re still Human Daddy’s favorite Human Lady.
–Lily
