Is your Human Mommy considering heading out in her strappy sandals without first tending to her bottom paws?
Do not let her.
A pawdicure is de riguer with strappy sandals.
Every nap can be a teaching moment.
Pay close attention to your Cat teachers, and you can learn to nap like a pro.
Did your airconditioner die on the first truly hot day of the spring? No worries– just make friends with the cool tile floor.
–Amber and Lily
For the perfect selfie, angle your head just so and give a big smile to show off your pearly white teeth and your pretty pink tongue.
Balance may come naturally but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t practice.
Try relaxing in a small box while alert Woofies circle you.
It’s not nearly as relaxing as it looks.
Do your Humans ever tell you that you are “in the way” or, worse, that you should “get out of the way this instant”?
Cats are never in the way. We are always right where we are meant to be as the universe conforms to our whims.
Is your Human Daddy exhausted after a long day at the mysterious place he and Human Mommy call “work”? Lick his face vigorously. That will set him up for the evening rounds of ball toss, Frisbee, and possibly tug.
The best place to watch a Woofie is from an observation deck placed out of canine jumping range.
You know you can dance when you can rotate seven-eigths of your body like a stripy tornado while keeping your pretty face and long tail perfectly still for the paparazzi.