Month: August 2021

The Woofies daren’t bother me on my throne.

They know I’m in charge.

–Phelps

Gosh, that bed looks comfy!

But Little Xena needs it more than I do, given all the zooming around she’s been doing.

–Cosmo

Human Daddy mentioned that this cushion was mostly unfurred, as he had washed it recently.

It is my civic duty to re-fur it.

–Darth Vader

It is Saturday, yet you are working on your computer, Human Mommy.

Count me unimpressed.

–Amber

Hello there, Friday!

I’ve been waiting for you all week.

–Xena

The most pleasurable part of binge watching is not the watching.

It’s the lounging.

–Darth Vader and Phelps

It’s my first day on my new job and I’m ever so excited!

I’m in training to be a Stair Toll Collector!

–Xena

With the tight economy, we have relaxed our hiring standards.

–Amber

I don’t like to think that there’s a double standard…

…but the Meowies don’t seem constrained by the same household rules we Good Doggoes observe.

–Xena

Yes, Human Mommy, I know that I have approximately 20 other windows, but I want to watch Birdie TV out of this window.

Remove the AC forthwith!

–Amber

Temptations, please.

NOW!!

–Luna