Month: August 2021

I have recently acquired a Doppeldogger, but I’m not allowed to chew it, nibble on it, or even lick it.

What, I ask you, is the point?

–Archie, Guest Contributor

It’s finally Friday! What are my weekend plans?

You are looking at them.

–Lily

It’s a treat when Phelps is outside on important Guard Cat business.

It means I get to enjoy the highest perch of the Most Sacred Cat Tree.

–Luna

Sometimes you want to spread out…

…but other times it’s nice to be squished.

–Xena

Congratulations! Your Void has been delivered.

Please take a moment to rate your delivery before your new Void absorbs all surrounding matter, particularly that of the tuna variety.

–Darth Vader

Oh there you are, Human Mommy, far beneath me.

Do endeavor to keep the clickety-clackety typing to a minimum.

The Tortie Empress needs her rest.

–Amber

OMD (Oh-My-Dog)! Papa Cosmo is on TV!

Best show ever!!

–Xena

Play sesh with Papa Cosmo, check.

Ear skritches and tummy rubs from Human Daddy, check.

Consumption of weekend bully stick, check.

Restorative nap, underway.

–Xena

Thank you for installing my new kitchen platform, Human Daddy!

It is a great vantage from which to supervise your cooking.

–Amber

Care to share some of that salad, Human Daddy?

The Chicken part and not the green part, obviously.

–Cosmo