Uncle Darth, have we run out of treats?!
Yes, Luna, we have.
Let us ignore the Humans more pointedly than usual.
–Darth Vader and Luna
Dinner
It’s nearly Food o’clock, Humans.
Why haven’t you started preparing my nightly feast?
–Quicksilver
Gong
If your dinner doesn’t appear after three full-throated meows…
…deploy the gong.
–Finnegan
Throwback Thursday
I had to eat a lot to get to my full size.
It was worth it, especially the cheese.
–Cosmo
Powers of the Mind
That chicken smells divine, but I would never stoop to begging like an undignified Woofie.
I am commanding a choice morsel to land before me through the powers of my Feline mind.
–Luna
Or one can just use Puppy Eyes and remind Human Daddy who his real bestfriend is.
–Cosmo
Begging
The Humans think that the Woofies only beg for Human food.
The Humans are mistaken.
We are all the targets of undignified begging.
–Luna
Salad Bar
Thank you for the salad bar, Human Mommy!
It’s nutritious and delicious.
–Luna
Sushi!
Sushi for dinner, Humans?
Yes, please!
Now where are my chopsticks?
–Luna
Government Regulations
Please fetch me a fishing pole, Human Mommy.
What do you mean I need a fishing license to fish in my own private goldfish and Koi pond?!
Great, just great.
My breakfast plans are ruined due to nonsensical government regulations.
–Darth Vader
Dishwasher Inspection
How will you know if your dishes are really clean unless we sniff-inspect them for you?
You’re welcome, Humans.
–Chief Inspector Lily and Lieutenant Sniffer Luna
