Thursday’s a workday.
So get at it!
Don’t dare rub my tummy ’til Friday.
–Lily
Cuddle
Human Daddy’s lap is occupied.
I am occupying it.
–Amber
Gosh… I sure could use a cuddle.
–Xena
Treats!
Oh my Dog, Papa Cosmo!
Those Meowie Treats smell good!
They sure do, Little Xena, but beware…
Human Mommy says we’ll turn into Meowies if we eat their treats…
And Human Daddy will be mighty cross.
–Xena and Cosmo
Treat Shortfall
Uncle Darth, have we run out of treats?!
Yes, Luna, we have.
Let us ignore the Humans more pointedly than usual.
–Darth Vader and Luna
Dinner
It’s nearly Food o’clock, Humans.
Why haven’t you started preparing my nightly feast?
–Quicksilver
Gong
If your dinner doesn’t appear after three full-throated meows…
…deploy the gong.
–Finnegan
Throwback Thursday
I had to eat a lot to get to my full size.
It was worth it, especially the cheese.
–Cosmo
Powers of the Mind
That chicken smells divine, but I would never stoop to begging like an undignified Woofie.
I am commanding a choice morsel to land before me through the powers of my Feline mind.
–Luna
Or one can just use Puppy Eyes and remind Human Daddy who his real bestfriend is.
–Cosmo
Begging
The Humans think that the Woofies only beg for Human food.
The Humans are mistaken.
We are all the targets of undignified begging.
–Luna
Salad BarÂ
Thank you for the salad bar, Human Mommy!
It’s nutritious and delicious.
–Luna
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