Muddy Woofie paws make for a big mess.
Are you planning on mopping the kitchen floor, Human Mommy?
No? Not until the rain has ended, you say?
Why am I not surprised?
Monday, you say, Human Mommy?
Maybe for you, but definitely not for me.
Carrots aren’t normally my favorite…
…but carrots filled with ‘Nip . ..
…are legit and totally nice.
Yes, I know this is not a toy, Human Mommy.
This is a paint brush.
Did it never occur to you that I might have an unexplored artistic side?
Thank you for the salad bar, Human Mommy!
It’s nutritious and delicious.