I sculpted this couch.
Art is what you can get away with.
To become Art, your surroundings must complement you…
…and you must complement your surroundings.
Relaxation is an art form…
…just the same as sculpture or painting.
As a Cat, you know you’ve found a suitable household…
…when your Humans erect monuments to your Felinity here and there and everywhere.
Yes, I know this is not a toy, Human Mommy.
This is a paint brush.
Did it never occur to you that I might have an unexplored artistic side?
Bored with your current situation?
Try adopting a fresh perspective.
Humans, just because we break an occasional porcelain feline figurine, doesn’t mean that we don’t appreciate your efforts to idolize us through a collection of Cat Art.
Revel in beauty. Living well is the highest art.