Month: April 2022

Human Daddy is offering tasty nibbles to the Woofies…

…yet nothing to me.

What in tarnation is going on?

–Phelps

Were you planning on reading this, Human Mommy?

I don’t care. I’m just making conversation.

–Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent

Here Birdies! I am but an unobtrusive grey and white stone.

Feel free to perch on me!

–Luna

Having a rough week, Human Mommy?

The good news is that it’s halfway over!

–Sunny

Is dinner coming soon?

Asking for a friend…

–Cosmo

I’ve heard that Mondays can be stressful.

That’s why I practice preemptive relaxation.

–Xena

Don’t move your arm, Human Mommy.

It’s my pillow and I’m in the mood for a long Sunday nap.

–Darth Vader

Is your Human Mommy trying to read a magazine instead of skritching your muzzle and ears?

Time to remind her firmly of her responsibilities.

–Sunny

Good morning, Human Mommy.

Surely you are not planning on displacing me from my office chair.

–Finnegan

Not to complain, Humans…

…but I could use a larger bench.

–Cosmo