Thursday’s a workday.
So get at it!
Don’t dare rub my tummy ’til Friday.
–Lily
Honor
It is an honor to occupy one of the highest platforms of the Sacred Cat Tree.
One should bathe before assuming one’s platform.
We make exceptions for Millennials.
–Amber and Phelps
Tigress
My bowls are depleted and yet a Tigress stalks.
I hope she is stalking the bowls, albeit nearly empty, instead of me.
–Cosmo
Lights
You’re up early, Human Mommy.
Must you turn on the lights?
–Amber
Bad Picture
The lighting is all wrong.
I’m simply not in the mood.
And yet…
I can’t take a bad picture.
–Amber
Attention
Why are you paying attention to the Woofies, Humans?!
I’m right here.
–Amber
Abandonment
So, you abandoned us for over a week without so much as a “by your leave?”
And now you’re back. You want a ticker tape parade or something?
Better take that up with the Woofies.
–Amber
Dishtowels
Dishtowels you say, Human Mommy?
Cat sheets, I say.
I’m right. You’re wrong.
Now go away.
It’s high time for my late afternoon nap.
–Amber
Teal
Don’t be afraid to experiment with color!
Teal will make your stripes pop like nobody’s business.
–Amber
When the Queen’s away…
When the Queen’s away…
…the youngest Princess shall claim the Queen’s pillow.
–Luna
Daily Feline Wisdom 