Let me out!
Let me out NOW!
I traded Guard Cat shifts with Finnegan.
I earn Tuna-and-a-half for the night shift, so you’d better OPEN THE DOOR!
–Luna
Let me OUT!
Priorities
Head skritches or spreadsheets?
Head skritches. Always.
–Lily
It’s hard to be the Boss…
If you are an only Cat, it is your duty and yours alone to supervise your Human Mommy the days that she stares at her computer screen interminably… er… works from home.
Napping with one eye open is not as relaxing as it sounds.
–Charly, Guest Contributor
Enjoy
Enjoy the mysterious place you call work, Humans!
We will enjoy the bed while you’re gone.
–Stella, Xena and Sunny
Work night
It’s a work night, Humans.
Why aren’t you in bed yet?
–Luna and Darth Vader
Bedtime
Isn’t it about time to turn off the TV and go to bed, Humans?
We’ve got an early round of Squirrel-Chase scheduled, and you have to wake up on time to go to the mysterious place you call work.
–Cosmo and Sunny
Lights
You’re up early, Human Mommy.
Must you turn on the lights?
–Amber
Long Day
You say you’ve had a long day “working,” Human Mommy.
Well, I’ve had a long day lazing.
–Lily
After Work
Is this another one of your “work” days, Humans?
You must be venturing out, then…
Don’t forget to pick up ‘Nip on your way back home.
–Darth Vader
Where have you been?
It’s late. I’m hungry. Where have you been?
Work, you say?
A likely story!
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
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