The Empress will share her bed…
…but not her pillow.
…Never her pillow.
–Amber
Making the Bed
Sometimes your Humans feel compelled to change the sheets on your bed.
Help them out by refurring the fresh sheets and blankets as they go.
–Darth Vader
Thank you, Grammy Cat!
Thank you for my new big bed, Grammy Cat!
Despite what the Woofies say, I know that you intended it for me and only me as its brown color complements my autumnal stripes.
–Lily
New Bed?
One of the Meowies perfumed my bed.
I get it, Humans.
No way, no how can you erase that smell.
Still…
You could order me a new bed from Chewy or Amazon or even Costco.
Extra Large, please.
Rush shipping.
–Cosmo
Turndown
The turndown service in this establishment leaves much to be desired.
–Darth Vader
All Mine
While the other Dogs squinch and squeeze themselves on the futon, the newest, softest Dog bed is mine..
…all mine.
–Sunny
Bedtime
Isn’t it about time to turn off the TV and go to bed, Humans?
We’ve got an early round of Squirrel-Chase scheduled, and you have to wake up on time to go to the mysterious place you call work.
–Cosmo and Sunny
Fresh Sheets
Oh the feel and smell of…
…fresh, clean sheets!
We must work hard at re-furring them!
–Mildred and Tucker Jr., Guest Contributors
Welcome Home
The Humans appear to have returned home from the mysterious place they call work, Finnegan.
Shall we roust ourselves and greet them?
Nah, that’s the Woofies’ job, Uncle Darth.
–Darth Vader and Finnegan
Ultimate Cat Bed
You know you’ve gotten the ultimate Cat bed…
…if your Cat prefers it to the cardboard box behind it.
–Luna
Daily Feline Wisdom 