Oh the feel and smell of…
…fresh, clean sheets!
We must work hard at re-furring them!
–Mildred and Tucker Jr., Guest Contributors
Coordination
If you must share space with a Woofie, make sure that the Woofie’s fur complements your own.
And that she sits at least a tail-length behind you.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Plain White Paper
Plain white paper is boring.
Paper with a generous dusting of decorative fur is much nicer.
–Amber
Adorable
Bet you wish you could tuck your front paws so adorably, Humans!
Well, you can’t. Your phsyionomy doesn’t permit it and, even if it did, you need to be covered in silky, feline fur for this position to work.
Feel free to console yourselves by drinking in my adorableness.
–Luna
Over-booking
Did you reserve your basket online weeks in advance? Did you receive confirmations of your reservation online and via text?
Did you arrive at your reserved basket only to find that it had been overbooked?
Fur will fly.
–Amber
Helping Out
Sure, Kitties, Humans are there to serve us. We all know that.
Still, you can demonstrate your magnamity by lending a helping paw when the Humans try, ineffectually, to perform routine household tasks, like changing the sheets on our bed.
Silly Humans! How on earth do they expect us Kitties to sleep soundly and awaken refreshed without a fine sheen of feline fur on our sheets?
–Luna
Ageless
Human Mommy, you spend ages in the bathroom in the morning, applying various creams, powders, and Cat-Knows-What to your huge, naked face, in a futile attempt to appear “younger.”
May I make a suggestion?
Just grow out your face fur to cover your wrinkles.
Seriously, look at me. I’m positively ageless.
–Amber
A Good Brushing
A brushing from Human Daddy feels so good that we are willing to wait our turn patiently.
Mmmmm… The tummy brushing is the best part.
–Stella, Darth Vader and Quicksilver
Winter Fur Care
Don’t let the winter air dry out your fur! Hydrate even more than usual to maintain your coat’s natural luster.
–Charlie
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