Your chair, Human Mommy? Do its golden stripes complement your fur… er… hair just so?
No, I thought not.
Leave the chair to me as it suits me well.
–Finnegan
Your chair?
Get it?
Don’t you get it, Human Mommy?
You are never getting this seat.
–Finnegan
Guard Catting
We Guard Cats have not abandoned our post.
We have strategically shifted our post
No one is going to steal the outside areas of the fort now that it has gotten so chilly.
The cozy inside is another matter…
We are vigilantly guarding the warm bed and keeping it warm in so doing.
You’re welcome, Humans.
–Darth Vader, Finnegan and Quicksilver
My Paws
My paws are magnificent.
Just like the rest of me.
–Orzo
Security!
Well hello there, Ginger Cat mug.
Who invited you?
Was it a Human?
Security!
–Quicksilver
The Hump
Hump Day?
Just another day of me being me, excellently.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Coordination
If you must share space with a Woofie, make sure that the Woofie’s fur complements your own.
And that she sits at least a tail-length behind you.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Forgiveness
So you want to buy my forgiveness, Humama, after inexplicably, inexcusably and unauthorizidely abandoning me for a WHOLE weekend?!
I won’t say “no” to a lap cuddle, but don’t think you’re forgiven.
Twice my daily food ration? Nice, but don’t assume that I accept your apology.
What’s that? You are putting me on a D-I-E-T?!
Oh no…
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
A Throne
A throne befits a King.
A lap befits a God.
–Orzo
Apologies
I won’t say “no” to a lap cuddle.
I’ll accept a head skritch.
Still, you’re not forgiven for abandoning me for a day.
Food? Double my daily ration?
I may forgive you someday.
Someday is not soon.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
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