So you want to buy my forgiveness, Humama, after inexplicably, inexcusably and unauthorizidely abandoning me for a WHOLE weekend?!
I won’t say “no” to a lap cuddle, but don’t think you’re forgiven.
Twice my daily food ration? Nice, but don’t assume that I accept your apology.
What’s that? You are putting me on a D-I-E-T?!
Oh no…
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
a lonely weekend and a diet… wow that’s a lot… maybe a porsche or a big fish like the white sharkie is a good compensation gift?
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I wouldn’t say no to a big fish, poached to perfection. Not sure about the Porsche… As a Cat, my main experience with cars has involved the dreaded V-E-T. Purrs, Orzo
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This made me laugh
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Are they trying to use up the good stuff before they start giving you sawdust? Purrs, Snoops and Kommando Kitty
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You’re not alone. I hate when my humom and hudad leave me alone for a weekend too.
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It’s the worst, Jakie! The only thing worse than that is the dreaded D-I-E-T. Here’s to hoping your Humans never subject you to that horror! Purrs, Orzo
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I’m only one year old, so I think I’m too young for a diet at this point. Jakie
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Good for you, Jakie! You’re still a Kitten. As you age, though, don’t let your Humans tell you that you’re too big. You’re never “too” big; you’re just more to love. Purrs, Orzo
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orzo….we can sneek ya sum chow…..raiz de green flag when de coast iz kleer N we will dee liver two de south facin window 😉 ♥♥
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Oooh, thank you Tabbies! Grateful Purrs, Orzo
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I would like to make them “pay” for leaving me during the day, but I always get too excited when Mom comes home and forget to be mad.
My Mom wants to know where the “Follow” button is on your blog. I told her I want to see what your Xena is doing, but she can’t seem to find it. ~Xena the Schnauzer Warrior Princess.
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Oh dear! I am not sure about the follow button–my Human Mommy thinks it should be on the top right of the page. The Meowies and I post every day, though, so come by anytime and we’ll have new things to share. Woofs and Wags, Xena
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