The Foster Kittens and their Mama are still here, Humama?
Here in my house?
Not cool, Humama…
Not cool at all.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Curfew!
You have stayed out way past your curfew, Humama.
You’re grounded!
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Thanks
Thanks for fostering my Kittens and me, Humama.
Now don’t dare come a step closer, unless you have a fitting offering of tuna, treats or cream.
–Leto
My Paws
My paws are magnificent.
Just like the rest of me.
–Orzo
Coordination
If you must share space with a Woofie, make sure that the Woofie’s fur complements your own.
And that she sits at least a tail-length behind you.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Forgiveness
So you want to buy my forgiveness, Humama, after inexplicably, inexcusably and unauthorizidely abandoning me for a WHOLE weekend?!
I won’t say “no” to a lap cuddle, but don’t think you’re forgiven.
Twice my daily food ration? Nice, but don’t assume that I accept your apology.
What’s that? You are putting me on a D-I-E-T?!
Oh no…
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
A Throne
A throne befits a King.
A lap befits a God.
–Orzo
Apologies
I won’t say “no” to a lap cuddle.
I’ll accept a head skritch.
Still, you’re not forgiven for abandoning me for a day.
Food? Double my daily ration?
I may forgive you someday.
Someday is not soon.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Abandonment
You’re leaving me over the Holiday weekend, Humama?!
Who authorized this?
I sure didn’t.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Snoring?
Snoring? Moi?
Lions never snore.
It must be the Woofie.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
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