So you want to buy my forgiveness, Humama, after inexplicably, inexcusably and unauthorizidely abandoning me for a WHOLE weekend?!

I won’t say “no” to a lap cuddle, but don’t think you’re forgiven.

Twice my daily food ration? Nice, but don’t assume that I accept your apology.

What’s that? You are putting me on a D-I-E-T?!

Oh no…

–Orzo, Guest Contributor