Yes, Human Mommy, I understand that it’s the last day of the work week and that you need to sit somewhere to perform your clickety-clackety typing.
Somewhere is NOT here, in my new office chair.
Go sit elsewhere, possibly on the floor.
–Phelps
Let me out!
Let me out NOW!
I traded Guard Cat shifts with Finnegan.
I earn Tuna-and-a-half for the night shift, so you’d better OPEN THE DOOR!
–Luna
If you are an only Cat, it is your duty and yours alone to supervise your Human Mommy the days that she stares at her computer screen interminably… er… works from home.
Napping with one eye open is not as relaxing as it sounds.
–Charly, Guest Contributor
The turndown service in this establishment leaves much to be desired.
–Darth Vader
Even Guard Cats need…
…some R and R.
–Luna
Your chair, Human Mommy?
What nonsense is this?
–Lily
You say I’m gorgeous.
Thanks…
I agree.
–Finnegan
You’ve been struggling with that spreadsheet for a while now, Human Mommy.
Why don’t you take a break and pause to admire my paws?
–Phelps
Treats, PLEASE!
I’m feeling mighty peckish.
–Finnegan
What do you mean we aren’t over the hump yet?
Isn’t it enough just to wake up?
–Luna
