Thursday’s a workday.
So get at it!
Don’t dare rub my tummy ’til Friday.
–Lily
Honor
It is an honor to occupy one of the highest platforms of the Sacred Cat Tree.
One should bathe before assuming one’s platform.
We make exceptions for Millennials.
–Amber and Phelps
Paper Shredder
I see you got a paper shredder, Humans.
Weren’t we Cats and Woofies disposing of your personal documents expeditiously by chewing, clawing and/or gnawing?
You will be hearing from our union.
–Finnegan
Peckish
Treats, PLEASE!
I’m feeling mighty peckish.
–Finnegan
Cave-Size
So what if your cave is too small?
If you can lounge in it and its adjoining terraces comfortably, it’s big enough for you.
–Finnegan
Catland
Lieutenants sometimes fall asleep.
In those cases, it is up to the Generals to defend the Catland.
–General Phelps
Lieutenant
Hiya Mr. Phelps! Hiya Finn! I don’t mean to intrude…
Lieutenant Finnegan!!
A Woofie is in position to violate our territory!
How did you let this happen?!
–Sunny and Phelps
Winter Doldrums
We are in the midst of the winter doldrums.
Life is ever so dull…
I am ever so glum.
–Finnegan
What about us?
You’re loving on Finnegan, Human Daddy.
What about us?
–Cosmo, Xena and Stella
Gong
If your dinner doesn’t appear after three full-throated meows…
…deploy the gong.
–Finnegan
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