Month: October 2019

Oh, no, no, no, NO!

Why are there flowers in my 2019 Official Halloween Portrait and why are they bigger than my pumpkins?

Why is there a pumpkin on top of my hay bale? Who does that?!

I can’t work like this.

–Darth Vader

I understand that you are tidying up the office space, Human Mommy, but don’t even think of moving this old, perfectly furred computer bag.

It’s the best bed we’ve got.

–Lily

You finished your dinner, Humans.

When is mine coming?

–Cosmo

We are both asleep but…

…I feel like Finnegan’s nap is upstaging mine.

–Darth Vader

The Meowies, Woofies, and Humans have couches whereas I have leaf hammocks.

I definitely have better furniture.

–Orion

The Woofies may need to go out…

…but for us Cats it’s just a bit too early to get up on a Saturday.

–Luna

I’m a Lady who loves footwear.

What’s wrong with that?

–Stella

Kissy-Kissy! Licky-Licky!

I love you Human Daddy.

–Xena

I scream…

…you scream…

…for just one lick of Human Daddy’s icecream.

–Cosmo and Xena

Note: Icecream is bad for dogs. None was shared, despite the screaming and the puppy eyes. Human Daddy is a strong man.

The key to getting a free facial…

…is positioning yourself in the right spot…

…and waiting patiently as the tongue approaches.

–Xena