Denial Posted on December 31, 2015December 30, 2015 by sevencatsandcounting Is something like a puppy annoying you? Simply turn your head and narrow your eyes or fall into a deep sleep. Denial won’t solve the issue, but it will offer a brief reprieve from your annoyance. –Lily and Amber
No Sudden Moves Posted on December 30, 2015December 30, 2015 by sevencatsandcounting Do not make any sudden moves if you discover a hound sleeping in your bed. –Quicksilver and Lily
Catnip Mouse Posted on December 29, 2015December 27, 2015 by sevencatsandcounting Occasionally partaking of a catnip mouse will not turn you into a cat, I hope. –Cosmo
Finishing Touches Posted on December 28, 2015December 27, 2015 by sevencatsandcounting Your laundry is not really “done” until your cat sheds a film of fur on top of it. You’re welcome, humans. –Amber
You are NOT a Rabbit Posted on December 27, 2015December 26, 2015 by sevencatsandcounting Loving carrots does not make you a rabbit, particularly if the carrots are stuffed with catnip. –Darth Vader
Appreciate your Catsmas Tree Posted on December 26, 2015December 25, 2015 by sevencatsandcounting Appreciate your Catsmas Tree while you can. The word on the street is that your humans will be removing it shortly. –Finnegan and Lily
Benefits of opening gifts on Catsmas Eve Posted on December 25, 2015 by sevencatsandcounting Merry Catsmas! No need to wake up early if your humans presented your gifts on Catsmas Eve. –Amber
Height is Relative Posted on December 24, 2015December 24, 2015 by sevencatsandcounting Is your puppy getting alarmingly tall? Don’t worry–so long as you can jump to higher spots than your puppy can reach, all is well. –Quicksilver
Personal Space Posted on December 23, 2015 by sevencatsandcounting Is someone annoying, like a little puppy brother, threatening to invade your personal space? Assume meatloaf position and give him the stink eye. –Darth Vader
Brighter Posted on December 22, 2015December 22, 2015 by sevencatsandcounting Never let your backdrop overwhelm you. You can shine brighter than the brightest star so long as you know who you are. –Lily