Is something like a puppy annoying you? Simply turn your head and narrow your eyes or fall into a deep sleep. Denial won’t solve the issue, but it will offer a brief reprieve from your annoyance.
–Lily and Amber
Do not make any sudden moves if you discover a hound sleeping in your bed.
–Quicksilver and Lily
Occasionally partaking of a catnip mouse will not turn you into a cat, I hope.
Your laundry is not really “done” until your cat sheds a film of fur on top of it. You’re welcome, humans.
Loving carrots does not make you a rabbit, particularly if the carrots are stuffed with catnip.
Appreciate your Catsmas Tree while you can. The word on the street is that your humans will be removing it shortly.
–Finnegan and Lily
Merry Catsmas! No need to wake up early if your humans presented your gifts on Catsmas Eve.
Is your puppy getting alarmingly tall? Don’t worry–so long as you can jump to higher spots than your puppy can reach, all is well.
Is someone annoying, like a little puppy brother, threatening to invade your personal space? Assume meatloaf position and give him the stink eye.
Never let your backdrop overwhelm you. You can shine brighter than the brightest star so long as you know who you are.