Don’t get so caught up running your household or pursuing your career that you forget to appreciate the view.
Sometimes it is fun to hold a gathering in a small, high traffic area where you can become a living, furry obstacle course for your humans.
–Finnegan, Darth Vader, Lily, Phelps, & Quicksilver
Play it cool when the hound attacks one of your humans. So long as you have another human, the tuna will still be opened.
No matter how big the puppy gets, never forget that you’re the boss. Never let the puppy forget it either.
Not everyone wants to be your friend. If the kitties don’t want to be your friends, hit up the fishies.
The more intense your morning greeting, the more likely you are to receive a breakfast saucer of cool, fresh cream.
Nothing embellishes a room better than a trio of handsome cats.
–Phelps, Darth, and Lily
We cats are sorry that you have to go to work, humans. Perhaps if you were covered in glossy fur and knew how to purr, you too could have an opposable – thumbed staff to tend to your every need and desire.
Stylish girls pick out shoes that go with their stripes.
Winter is cold for us kitties. Winter is even colder for our humans who lack fur. Help your humans by shedding on their bathmat. Your hand-me-down fur will adhere to their damp feet, providing insulation.