Cool new gear, Humama. Don’t you try and store it in this box.
The box is mine.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
It’s awesome to have a big sister who can show you the coolest places to hang out, like on top of Human Mommy’s favorite hoodie, and how to glare so that Human Mommy knows better than to disturb you by trying to put on her hoodie.
Relax, cross your front paws, look at the cell phone as if you don’t care how the photo turns out.
Nothing is cooler than nonchalance.
Play it cool when the hound attacks one of your humans. So long as you have another human, the tuna will still be opened.