Cosmo may be big…
He may be tough…
But he’s no match for me, Xena, Warrior Princess!
Human Mommy sometimes says that I couldn’t be any cuter if I tried.
Then I do something like this.
Mama Stella! You are blocking the fire!
Little Xena, I have just returned from the Deep Freeze outside.
Give me a moment and, in that moment, remember that I’m bigger and stronger and more experienced than you.
–Xena and Stella
Who’s that Doggy on the TV?
He’s not nearly as cute as me!
Dogsmas was wonderful! I got a squeaky toy and a bully stick from Santa Claws, along with a squeaky toy from Papa Cosmo, one from Mama Stella, one from Sunny and five Catnip Mice from the Meowies.
I see that the stockings are still up…
That must mean that Santa is coming back tonight with more gifts for me, right?
Papa Cosmo, Santa Claws comes tonight, right?
Yes, Little Xena.
Now get some sleep so that you’ll be well-rested and able to bark at Santa when he arrives in the wee hours of the morning.
–Xena and Cosmo
Why are you leaving us over the weekend, Human Mommy?
Are you mad because I removed a couple of ornaments from our Dogsmas tree?
You feel so good on my fur.