Being a Dog Dad to Little Xena is a big responsibility.
I wouldn’t trade it for anything, not even all the bully sticks in the world.
–Cosmo
Facial
Mama Stella gives the best facials.
–Xena
Oops!
Oops! I ate your throw pillow!
I’m ever so sorry.
Just out of curiosity, do you happen to have another one I could teethe on?
–Miller, Guest Contributor
To Do
- Chew on Papa Cosmo’s jowls
- Lick Human Mommy’s face
- Chase multiple Meowies
- Bark at Window Dog
- Go outside and RUN
- Bark at Mirror Dog
- Return inside
- KIBBLE
- Discuss bully stick ownership rights with Mama Stella
- Nip at Papa Cosmo
- Bark like CRAZY at something outside
- Nip at Sunny
- Provide salon service(s) to Meowie(s)
- Bark at the POTENTIAL of something happening outside
- Reup on KIBBLE
- Attempt a headlock on Sunny
- Perform facial on Mama Stella–receive pawdicure in return
- BARK for no discernable reason
- Bark at Orion and/or Dog reflection in Orion’s aquarium
- BARK
- CHEW
- PLAY
- Chill
–Xena
Big Squirrel
Wowza!
That’s a big Squirrel!
–Xena
Warrior Princess
Cosmo may be big…
He may be tough…
But he’s no match for me, Xena, Warrior Princess!
–Xena
Maximizing Cuteness
Human Mommy sometimes says that I couldn’t be any cuter if I tried.
Then I do something like this.
–Xena
Deep Freeze
Mama Stella! You are blocking the fire!
Little Xena, I have just returned from the Deep Freeze outside.
Give me a moment and, in that moment, remember that I’m bigger and stronger and more experienced than you.
–Xena and Stella
Who’s that Doggy?
Who’s that Doggy on the TV?
He’s not nearly as cute as me!
–Xena
More Gifts
Dogsmas was wonderful! I got a squeaky toy and a bully stick from Santa Claws, along with a squeaky toy from Papa Cosmo, one from Mama Stella, one from Sunny and five Catnip Mice from the Meowies.
I see that the stockings are still up…
That must mean that Santa is coming back tonight with more gifts for me, right?
–Xena
Daily Feline Wisdom 