Who’s that Doggy on the TV?
He’s not nearly as cute as me!
–Xena
Again
It’s happening again.
Why oh why is it happening again?!
–Darth Vader
I don’t mean to be overly sensitive, but sometimes I feel like Uncle Darth doesn’t enjoy our together time as much as I do.
–Xena
Vitamin-D
When it’s cold, we Turtles burrow in.
If a warm spell strikes, we reamerge to bask in the unseasonable heat.
Nothing, not even blood worms, tastes as good as Vitamin-D feels.
–Princess Maple Ann
Fitting in
You can always find a way to fit inside your chosen box, no matter how small it may seem.
–Quicksilver
Personal Hygiene
It is important to maintain good personal hygiene.
–Amber
Reusable Shopping Bags
Remember to bring your reusable shopping bags when you go out to purchase tuna and treats for your kitties. Reusable bags are better for the environment and more fun to sit in than the disposable plastic ones the store provides.
–Silver and Finnegan
Sharing Meals
It’s fine to eat alone sometimes, but food always tastes better when you share it with someone you love.
–Lily and Finnegan
Remote Controls
Want to pick the tv shows? Take possession of the remote controls.
–Quicksilver
Stretching
Stretching routines to improve your flexibility can be performed anytime, anywhere. Staying awake is optional.
–Lily
Projecting Confidence
To project an air of confidence assume a powerful physical posture. For example, position your body like a compact, muscular meatloaf. No one messes with a meatloaf.
–Darth Vader
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