It’s important to pay attention to all of your fur.
Your white fur requires even more attention than your glossy grey stripes.
White fur stains too easily and a proper lady must never go out in dingy stockings.
–Luna
Showers
You know, if you just licked yourselves clean like civilized creatures, you could avoid this shower nonsense, Humans.
What’s that? You want to stand under a cascade of water voluntarily?
I can’t watch this.
–Finnegan
Personal Hygiene
It is important to maintain good personal hygiene.
–Amber
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