You know, if you just licked yourselves clean like civilized creatures, you could avoid this shower nonsense, Humans.
What’s that? You want to stand under a cascade of water voluntarily?
I can’t watch this.
–Finnegan
Water Conservation
It’s not that cats don’t like water; we just don’t like seeing our humans wasting it on baths and showers. Water is for hydrating oneself ; tongues are for grooming oneself.
–Charlie
Daily Feline Wisdom 