To swim or not to swim…
That is the question.
–Cosmo
To swim…
Never too hot…
It’s never too hot…
…if you properly hydrate.
–Quicksilver
Fountains
You know it’s spring when…
…the drinking fountains are full of clear, sweet water again.
–Quicksilver
Hydration
Don’t forget to hydrate!
These cold winter temperatures can wreak havoc on your fur!
–Luna
Water Level
The water level in my glass is much too low.
Your glass? Whatever do you mean, Human Mommy? I don’t see you struggling to slurp up the water.
Ahhh… That’s better.
–Amber
Sorry not Sorry
“Age before beauty,” at least when it comes to the Drippy Faucet of Youth.
Unless you’re a Millennial Kitten. Then you’ll for sure try to cut in line.
–Lily and Charlie
I don’t want to be part of the narrative of waiting in line. Isn’t there an app where we can schedule our faucet time?
So I tried to cut. Sorry not sorry.
–Luna
Always WatchingÂ
No matter where you are, no matter what you do, we Cats are always watching.
–Luna and Lily
Evaporation
Sometimes the Humans are puzzled as to why the water level in the garden fountains goes down so fast.
Evaporation, Humans.
What else could it be?
–Darth Vader
Walking on Two Legs
Why are you so proud of walking on two legs, Humans? We can all do it when we need to.
–Finnegan
Privacy?
You want privacy in the bathroom, Humans? Why?
If you insist, I’ll run your request by the 6 other resident Cats, but don’t expect a speedy response or, if we’re being honest, any response at all, as the Cat Co-op board has many weightier matters to consider at our next meeting such as the largest Woofie, the second largest Woofie and their combined impact on our HOA fees.
In the meantime, please turn on my drippy faucet of youth.
None of us are getting any younger here.
–Charlie
