You want privacy in the bathroom, Humans? Why?
If you insist, I’ll run your request by the 6 other resident Cats, but don’t expect a speedy response or, if we’re being honest, any response at all, as the Cat Co-op board has many weightier matters to consider at our next meeting such as the largest Woofie, the second largest Woofie and their combined impact on our HOA fees.
In the meantime, please turn on my drippy faucet of youth.
None of us are getting any younger here.