You want privacy in the bathroom, Humans? Why?
If you insist, I’ll run your request by the 6 other resident Cats, but don’t expect a speedy response or, if we’re being honest, any response at all, as the Cat Co-op board has many weightier matters to consider at our next meeting such as the largest Woofie, the second largest Woofie and their combined impact on our HOA fees.
In the meantime, please turn on my drippy faucet of youth.
None of us are getting any younger here.
–Charlie
Daily Feline Wisdom 
Charlie doesn’t often feature in your posts. I would have mistaken him for Finnegan.
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I am the Elder Statesman of the Cats. I typically let the younger Cats post as I prefer to spend my time napping, eating, or drinking from the drippy faucet of youth. Purrs, Charlie
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My Ginger sits in the tub and peeks out from under the curtain asking for the drippy fountain of youth. She also likes water poured slowly from a cup into the tub.
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Your Ginger Cat is a smart lady. Her whiskers will remain perky and her coat will remain soft as a kitten’s so long as you oblige her with the drippy faucet of youth. Purrs, Charlie
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I wonder why they want to be alone in that bathroom…. there is the bathtub and a lot of water… water is scary, so they should be happy for some company :O)
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One would think. Purrs, Charlie
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Right? Humans are not sufficiently appreciative of all the good we do for them. Purrs, Charlie
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My cat Frankie always opens the curtain to see me in the shower.
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Frankie probably either wants some of the water drops of youth from the shower head or thinks that you are trying to start up a game of hide-and-seek by hiding behind a curtain. Purrs, Charlie
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Probably the later. He’s not a fan of getting wet.
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Frankie wins! He found you! Purrs, Charlie
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The male cat of a friend of mine used to shower with her (now ex)boyfriend – SOME cats love water.
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Yes, we Cats are all individuals. Purrs, Charlie
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Great name, Charlie, although mine is a Charlotte…I thought all cats had priority in the bathroom anyway…
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We do! We have priority EVERYWHERE!! Sigh… If only the Humans could understand this simple fact. Purrs, Charlie
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Don’t the humans know that when they sit down on the pot, it signals pet-me time?
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Or even better that they should always open the glorious drippy faucet of youth before looking after their own needs? Purrs, Charlie
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dood…yur mom & dad shuld leeve de faucett drippin 25/8…who carez if de waterz bill iz $ 87,033.50 a month…..knot ewe catz huh ! 🙂 ♥♥♥
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Nope! Finances are beneath us Cats. It’s the Humans’ job to maintain our lifestyle. Purrs, Charlie
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There is a total cat ban in place in the bathrooms. It is about the only place plants can grow–there is a skylight in the ceiling for light.
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But we Cats LOVE eating plants, almost as much as we love throwing up slimy leaves and stems on your pillows and shoes. Your ban on Cats in the bathroom/botanical garden is practically unconscionable. Hiss, Charlie
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We’re pretty sure they need help in there. -Seamus, Aine, Emmett, Poe, and Dickens
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Yes, yes they do! Purrs, Charlie
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Yes, but must you unravel the toilet roll while I read the New Yorker? 😺
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Do you really need to ask? Purrs, Charlie
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My black cat checks the floor for a stray bug just for me. Lol
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We Cats are extremely helpful, aren’t we? Purrs, Charlie
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hello charlie its dennis the vizsla dog hay rite!!! wot is up with hyoomans and that rum ennyway??? they ekspekt us dogs to do owr bizness owtside and yoo kitties to do yorez in a boks but they git a hole rum??? sumthing is fishy!!! ok bye
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Real Fishy, Dennis. Real, real FISHY. Purrs, Charlie
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We say they get bathroom privacy when we get privacy from cameras when we bathe. Snoops and Kommando
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MOL, Charlie
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what a darling
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