There’s napping…

…and then there’s Catnapping.
–Finnegan
There’s napping…
…and then there’s Catnapping.
–Finnegan
Let me out!
Let me out NOW!
I traded Guard Cat shifts with Finnegan.
I earn Tuna-and-a-half for the night shift, so you’d better OPEN THE DOOR!
–Luna
Winter is boring, Humans, and it’s cold.
Turn up the heat and entertain us.
–Phelps and Finnegan
I recently moved to my Winter Palace,* as I do every year.
Human Mommy fretted, as she does every year.
Unlike other years, when she has been more accepting,** Human Mommy dispatched Human Daddy*** to retrieve me.
So I find myself back in my Summer Palace.
For now…
–Phelps
*Phelps’ Winter Palace is a cold weather shelter for stray cats that a neighbor set up 4 houses down from his Summer Palace. No strays have taken advantage of the Winter Palace, as Phelps claimed it as his, several winters ago.
**Human Mommy has never really “accepted” this situation. It’s just plain embarrassing when your Cat leaves a perfectly well heated house, numerous Cat trees, and expensive kibble to rough it in a heated storage container with an endless supply of Meow Mix.
***Human Daddy, while not nearly as embarrassed as Human Mommy, sent numerous Cat photos to the neighbor 4 houses down so that she could see that Phelps’ Summer Palace isn’t half bad.
I ordered my al fresco dinner of wet food and cream ages ago…
When is my order arriving?
When?!
–Darth Vader
You are working at work, Humans.
I am working at being cute.
–Xena
Should I go in or do I want to stay out?
Will I trip my Humans as they go in and out?
I will meditate on all the possibilities.
–Quicksilver
Don’t you get it, Human Mommy?
You are never getting this seat.
–Finnegan
Mirror, mirror on the wall…
Who’s the handsomest of them all?
–Phelps
The turndown service in this establishment leaves much to be desired.
–Darth Vader