While I appreciate the vines, I continue to hope that a tropical Birdie will appear.
Here cuckoos, here parrots, here canaries! Nothing to fear here…
–Luna
Treat Shortfall
Uncle Darth, have we run out of treats?!
Yes, Luna, we have.
Let us ignore the Humans more pointedly than usual.
–Darth Vader and Luna
Wasted Space
Don’t waste space in your home!
That open space below the entry-way table?
Prime real estate!
Invest in luxury Cat Condos.
–Quicksilver, Darth Vader and Luna
Catsmas Tree
Is one ever too old to nibble on the Catsmas Tree?
Nope…
Not ever.
–Luna
Cuddle
Surely you have time for a cuddle before you get up, Human Mommy.
Surely!
–Luna
Powers of the Mind
That chicken smells divine, but I would never stoop to begging like an undignified Woofie.
I am commanding a choice morsel to land before me through the powers of my Feline mind.
–Luna
Or one can just use Puppy Eyes and remind Human Daddy who his real bestfriend is.
–Cosmo
Begging
The Humans think that the Woofies only beg for Human food.
The Humans are mistaken.
We are all the targets of undignified begging.
–Luna
Furniture
Picking out the right furniture is tough, unless you’re picking out a Cat Tree.
You can’t go wrong with a Cat Tree, the taller, the better, generously dosed with Catnip.
–Lily, Luna, Darth Vader and Quicksilver
Ultimate Cat Bed
You know you’ve gotten the ultimate Cat bed…
…if your Cat prefers it to the cardboard box behind it.
–Luna
Brunch
Maple Anne! Are you ready for brunch?
What’s that? You hit the hostas too hard last night? You think some of those fallen leaves might have been fermented…
Not judging…
Luna!!! Wanna do brunch?!
–Xena
