It’s more convivial to eat with a friend than to eat alone.
Hiya, Sunny! Can I join you?
Sorry, Xena! You know I love you, but I’ve nearly licked my bowl clean!
–Xena and Sunny
New Friends
Welcome home, Orion!
Don’t fret–you will be getting a bigger tank in a couple days.
In the meantime, let’s get to know each other…
I like Fish and you are a Fish.
Seriously, what are the odds?
–Luna
Good Things
Amazon boxes are sort of hit or miss.
Chewy boxes, though, always contain good things, like bully sticks or squeaky toys or best Meowie friends.
Hiya, Luna! How about a kiss?
Dog-diggity-dog! Luna gave me a kiss!
She likes me. She really likes me.
–Xena
Kisses are good…
Kisses are good…
…but nothing says “I love you” like a lick.
–Xena
Referees
Millenial Cats will quarrel impetuously from time to time.
Such is the nature of youth!
If things get out of paw, though, the referees must step in.
That’s enough, youngsters!
–Darth Vader and Quicksilver
Yay Friday!
Yay, it’s Friday!
Time to kick up your heels and/or paws.
–Luna
Gym BuddiesÂ
Fancy meeting you at the gym, Luna!
Please allow me to lick the perspiration from your pearly whiskers.
What’s that? You’re not perspiring?
Oh, I see why…
It looks like your treadmill is broken.
Don’t worry! It will take me just a moment to sniff out the short circuit.
What do you mean by “OFF,” Luna?
Do you prefer for the treadmill to be off–which kind of defeats the purpose? Or do you want me off the treadmill?
Or maybe both?
–Xena
Cat in a Cave
Sure, I’m a Cat in a Cave, paparazzi. It has decent alliteration, but didn’t you consider why I’m in the cave?
Did it never occur to you that a Cat in a Cave might value his privacy?
–Finnegan
Bonding
Just like Human Ladies visit the nail salon with friends to bond and chill out…
…we Lady Cats give each other pawdicures.
–Luna
More Progress!!!
Human Mommy just got up, but Luna stayed!!
She’s totally ignoring me, but she’s still here!!!!!
We are basically best friends now, right?
–Xena
Daily Feline Wisdom 