Going up, Humans? No, you’re not.
I’m relaxing here.
–Darth Vader
Iron Throne
Sure, I could sit on the couch cushion…
…but I am destined to sit upon the iron–er aluminum–throne.
I am the true King of the Seven Catdoms.*
–Darth Vader
*My Humans have been binge-watching Game of Thrones, in case that wasn’t obvious.
Again?!
It’s happening again!
Why is it happening again?!
–Darth Vader
House Panther
Human Mommy calls me a House Panther.
Human Mommy is nearsighted and lacks a sense of scale.
I’m a full-size Panther, no qualifier required.
–Darth Vader
Oh, yeah…
Oh, yeah…
…that feels so good.
Don’t stop…
…until I tell you to.
–Darth Vader
Hump Day
Hump Day, you say, Humans?
I just can’t…
You’ll have to struggle over the hump without me.
–Darth Vader
Do you mind?
Do you mind, Paparazzi?
My Shadow Panther and I are enjoying a private moment here.
–Darth Vader
Graduation
The big door is finally opening for me.
I’m graduating from the Guard Cat Academy!
A thorough patrol is de rigueur.
After that, Guard-Catting closely ressembles lounging, or so says my lieutenant Darth Vader.
–Luna
Odd Questions
“Good morning, Darth and Silver,” says Human Mommy. “Did you sleep well?”
Did we sleep well? What’s up with the past tense, Human Mommy? We have hours more sleep ahead of us…
Did we sleep well? Well, of course we did and do and will.
We Cats are Masters of the Land of Nod.
–Darth Vader and Quicksilver
Nope
Nope.
Go away, Tuesday.
I’m not feeling you.
–Darth Vader
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