As a CelebriCat, you must not let the paparazzi get a good picture of you every time.
To do so would diminish your brand.
–Luna
Photo Op
One of the hardest things to do is to stay still.
All of you, even your tail.
Especially your tail.
Majestic, aren’t I?
–Cosmo
Do you mind?
Do you mind, Paparazzi?
My Shadow Panther and I are enjoying a private moment here.
–Darth Vader
Bored Face
Paparazzi are EVERYWHERE!
Perfect your bored face.
–Millie and Tucker, Guest Contributors
Don’t be a Cliche
Are the ever present cellphone-wielding paparazzi taking yet another picture of you in yet another basket? Don’t be a cliche. Don’t be that guy who’s always in a basket.
Squeeze your eyes shut. No one takes a good picture of a celebrity squinting. No way the paparazzi can sell this shot to the Feline tabloids.
–Finnegan
Cat in a Rat
A Cat in a Rat? Really, paparazzi? You thought this was newsworthy?
–Finnegan
Newfound Celebrity
The omnipresence of the paparazzi is one of the hardest things to get used to when you become a star. Don’t sweat it. So long as you keep your pretty whiskers groomed and your shirt front bright white, you’ll never take a bad photo.
–Luna
Be Discrete
If you’re a handsome Cat and you have an irresistible urge to clean your privates while outside, be sure to position yourself strategically behind a plant to prevent the smartphone-wielding Human paparazzi from catching you in a compromising position.
–Phelps
Creepy and creepier
Humans sometimes complain that it’s creepy to wake up in the wee hours of the night to a pair of yellow feline eyes staring at them intently.
That may be creepy, but you know what’s creepier, Humans? Having someone taking hundreds, thousands, hundreds of thousands of photos of you while you are innocently sleeping.
–Lily
Posing for the Paparazzi
If you find yourself in a household with cat-crazy, cellphone – wielding Humans, it is important to know how to pose nonchalantly for the thousands of photos they will take of you, the Cat Celebrities. For example, crossing your front paws takes a classic Sphinx position to a whole new level of glamour and elegance.
–Darth Vader
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