Don’t be a Cliche

Are the ever present cellphone-wielding paparazzi taking yet another picture of you in yet another basket? Don’t be a cliche. Don’t be that guy who’s always in a basket.

Squeeze your eyes shut. No one takes a good picture of a celebrity squinting. No way the paparazzi can sell this shot to the Feline tabloids.


Posing for the Paparazzi


If you find yourself in a household with cat-crazy, cellphone – wielding Humans, it is important to know how to pose nonchalantly for the thousands of photos they will take of you, the Cat Celebrities.  For example, crossing your front paws takes a classic Sphinx position to a whole new level of glamour and elegance.

–Darth Vader