As a CelebriCat, you must not let the paparazzi get a good picture of you every time.
To do so would diminish your brand.
–Luna
Dress Socks
Excuse me, but can’t a handsome fellow launder his white dress socks in private without the intrusions of cellphone wielding groupies?
Sigh… The sacrifices of celebrity and undeniably good looks.
–Quicksilver
Don’t be a Cliche
Are the ever present cellphone-wielding paparazzi taking yet another picture of you in yet another basket? Don’t be a cliche. Don’t be that guy who’s always in a basket.
Squeeze your eyes shut. No one takes a good picture of a celebrity squinting. No way the paparazzi can sell this shot to the Feline tabloids.
–Finnegan
Daily Feline Wisdom 